Ann Ipock
            Humorist, author, speaker

LIFE’S LAMENT FROM ANN INCLUDE:
“Confessions of a failed dental hygienist: How I got the mayor’s mustache tangled up in my tooth polisher, thus ending that career (and possibly his!).”

“Having my own shoes mysteriously disappear while trying on new ones at a tres-chic department store in a large Southern city.”

“Getting hit in the head (while innocently watching a semi-pro baseball game), not by a foul ball—but by a roofing screw knocked loose by a foul ball. The good news is ‘I’m no longer missing a screw. It’s in my jewelry box at home."

“Using Supper Club as an excuse to remodel our home—doesn’t everyone?—and buying new wall-to-wall carpet, because, ‘Dang it, I wanted to impress our guests!"

“Explaining the Carolinas’ four food groups: Grease, Slime, Sweets and Brine. (Can you guess which one is the most popular?)”