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Introduction to Life
is Short, But It's Wide
My career as a dental hygienist
ended abruptly the day I got the mayor’s mustache caught in
my tooth polisher. But instead of sitting around wringing my hands,
I found a new profession: I picked up my pen and began writing. More
oddities happened and I wrote about them too.
My family has come to expect the unexpected when I’m around.
Russell, my husband, is a church administrator…so he isn’t
allowed to cuss or get angry with me ever. He’s such
a good sport that he even let me tell about the time he nearly bit
his tongue in half and ended up at the E.R.—thanks to defective
chewing gum. Our daughter Kelly is a kindergarten teacher and married
to Chuck; they are the parents to our beautiful granddaughter, Madison,
age three. Our daughter Katie is a USC-Columbia sophomore, where she
is majoring in flute performance. They’re all extremely kind
and patient to allow me to include them in print on a regular basis.
When I began to document these happenings about careers, family, mishaps,
and mayhem, I needed a vehicle for my work. My first published piece
ran in Pee Dee Magazine, followed by Georgetown Times,
where I continue to write a biweekly humor column. I also found outlets
in Sasee, Strand Magazine, and Gateway,
and discovered I can’t stop writing (and other oddities won’t
stop happening)! Soon I had an overflowing pile of columns, which
congealed into a first compilation, and then a second which was published
as "Life is Short, But It's Wide". A third book is
nearly finished.
Frequently
I run into readers in the grocery store, on the beach, downtown, in
restaurants, at the beauty shop, and at the mall, who remark that some
of the things I’ve mentioned in my columns have happened to them,
a friend, or a family member.
For instance, my catching the oven and microwave on fire, enduring life
with a golf fanatic, test-driving a red sports car, aging gracefully,
living with a snoring spouse, and perfecting the art of Southern cooking.
Readers also mention Granny Pinky’s stolen car and her well-groomed
dog, Mark, quacky business ventures, unwanted critters, the art of womanhood
(hair and fingernails are biggies for me), and bad-luck cars…
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